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You can tickle, pinch, hit, hold, and (of course) kiss her.

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Personally, I think is a better disembodied love story, but this is a close second.

Caring for a woman's potted head is every bit as creepy as it sounds.

There's no shortage of simple, absurdist dating sims revolving around meme-status celebrities, including Nicolas Cage, Adam Sandler, and John Cena, to name a few. Its scenario is no less bizarre, featuring the buff, tough Jaeger pilots and quirky scientists of , you play as the most sensible character choice from the film: Hannibal Chau, the impossibly eccentric black market organ dealer brought to life by the one and only Ron Perlman. shines with a clear application of effort on the creator's part.

They're good for a laugh, but typically one-note gags, with little substance beyond the ridiculous premise. The intro movie alone justifies the existence of this game, but let's face it - we've all been longing for a dating sim that lets us court Idris Elba and Charlie Day in the Shatterdome cafeteria. can be finished in 15 minutes or less, ends on one heck of a cliffhanger, and its download link sadly seems to be lost to time.

This is a good game to play with your own significant other, because it's important to have an open dialogue about the consequences of sudden alpaca transformation.

Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.Whether or not you believe dating sims are purely for pervs, you cannot deny the incredible, atypical affairs of the heart on display in these games. Supports the love between: Keiji Inafune's niece and some theme park employees So you're going along, reading the description for Sweet Fuse, and everything seems to be on the up and up. Sadly - perhaps, even, tragically - because you are Keiji Inafune's makebelieve niece you can't date the man himself.The game is "a heart-felt blend of bomb-defusing action and death-defying romance" with puzzles to solve and people to date, all very typical of the genre. In his stead, Sweet Fuse has a stable of hunky dudes to fill the game designer's shoes, including fighting game champ Kouta Meoshi and Ryuusei Mitarashi, male gigolo.Jumping race or social castes is just the beginning; no line is too sacred for these poignant tales of romance.Collected here are dating sims with the courage - and moreover the - to shatter all barriers with the power of pure love (and raging hormones).What you do is, right, you hit the ball with the racquet and make it go over the net. Naturally we don’t care about that, we just want to spread contagion like a latter-day plague rat, but maybe we’re learning something while we do it. It doesn’t limit itself to causing the sniffles – you brew up a really nasty virus and spread it worldwide. But for every right answer you get, the site donates 10 grains of rice to the UN World Food Program. But the spinning camera and weird zooms make it baffling.

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